100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
Because I think I’m going to die in my sleep.
My heart did this weird miss a best thing earlier.
I hate this.
I don’t want to keep going to doctors. I just want to not be so worried all of the time.
I hate this. I just want to sleep and not be worried all of the time.
I am this cat on so many levels
this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.
Cartier Love bracelet
“Unlike traditional bracelets, which are either wide enough to slip them over the hand onto the wrist or can readily be opened in order to put them on, the Love bracelet is designed to be opened only using a special screwdriver that is supplied with every bracelet. The screwdriver is also available in the form of a necklace, allowing the bracelet to be “locked” onto one person while the “key” is kept around the neck of another as a symbol for their commitment to their relationship.”
Slave collar, the item you’re looking for is a slave collar.