I am just so done
denmark’s outlet is super adorable
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS
this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day
*turns on the emmys* maybe it’ll be ok this year
"jim parsons wins the emmy"
*turns off the tv*